Ann Annas @Ananas@jorts.horse
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- Mom's
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Patient zero of the woke mind virus
Joined Apr 2023
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They can't all be hits.
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can you even call yourself a writer if you've never been beaten with a sock full of cold butter in front of a live studio audience
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The next time you feel imposter syndrome and are convinced that everyone is better than you, just remember that someone got paid for this hospital design.
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kraft singles in my area
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At two-thirds water, humans are basically dirty puddles that like to fuck
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Me: No... I said bare breasts.
Bear strippers: *growling*
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DID YOU KNOW? Mason Jars are named after 17th century New England Puritan and inventor Increase Nathanial Jar.
I am large
I contain platitudes
HBO mid
It's just Velma, Santa Inc, and of course the entire Discovery catalog.
Me at the beginning of the month:
"I come up with the best post ideas when half asleep. I should keep a bedside notebook."
There's only one entry in it and it just reads "midget terrorists" in barely legible scrawl.
This is such an obvious joke that I'm not gonna even search to see who made it before I did.
Probably a gajillion people.
New rebrand idea when Max inevitably fails.
HBO MIN.
It's just a different random episode of Ghost Adventures and/or The Sopranos once a day.
Still $20 a month for 4k natch.
- Palms
- Sweaty
- Knees
- Weak
- Arms
- Heavy
- Mom's
- Spaghetti
Patient zero of the woke mind virus
Joined Apr 2023
