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AnarchoNinaWrites

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if I were running against Trump in an election, I would immediately be working "they stole almost two million dollars for a charity to rescue stray dogs" into my campaign speeches; like I'd find a way to say that out loud every 3-4 days.

You can count on Americans to be super shitty to each other and simply not give a fuck about other people who they perceive as different to them at all; but even the worst cracker reactionaries in this country, typically love the shit out of dogs.

Mar 17, 2024, 21:54 · · Unlisted · 43 · 61
Benaresh
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@AnarchoNinaWrites I know why democrats wouldn't do this:

A.That would be agaisnt decorum.

B.They might win the election.

miket330
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@AnarchoNinaWrites These people have no low they will not stoop to. What about the Cancer charity they fleeced ?...lowest of the low

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
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@AnarchoNinaWrites

I'd vote for ya.. then again I'd vote for almost anyone who isnt Biden or Trump at this point.

AnarchoNinaWrites
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@freemo My strong desire not to be the leader of anything, or be responsible for other people, would severely limit my ability to you know, run for office.

I do agree tho, it's pretty alarming that hellworld has adapted to make sure all possible choices on the ballot are freakishly bad in one way or another.

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
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@AnarchoNinaWrites The fact that you dont want to run for office has just convinced me even more so that I want to vote for you.

Keep this up and youll be my write-in!