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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BUCKEYE
FOUR in a ROW you fuckeye mutherfuckers. EAT IT.
"De-stin-yyyyy is caaaalllling meee...."
Four in a row means we just sent a whole OSU recruiting class, for a team that literally spends infinite dollars on recruiting, home with ZERO gold pants.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No Will Johnson, No Colston Loveland?
NO PROBLEM CAUSE FUCK YOU OHIO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At the beginning of the year, I literally said "I don't care how many games we lose so long as we beat Ohio State for the fourth time in a row and absolutely bury Ryan Day."
Michigan sure tested my resolve in a 7-5 season with some of the worst coaching I've seen in my life and a team with precisely zero Division I level quarterbacks, but...
WE FUCKING GOT THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Dear Ohio, no seriously, I hope they DON'T fire him. Owning Ryan Day is an exciting edition to our brand. Please keep him.
It is beyond funny to me that at least two of these past four wins come down to OSU, a team with everything, a team that spends infinite money, a team that will drop NIL dollars on backups to gear up for a national title, absolutely REFUSES to bring in a scholarship kicker. Just refuses. Last two years in The Game, it cost them big time; this year? It was the difference in the final score.
I can't say this is the BEST one of the four wins in a row because the first 3 times beating them meant we were playing for a national title/made the playoffs; but this is certainly the most delicious one.
I am fueled by spite.
Four and a half years ago, when Michigan had lost this game eight consecutive times, Jim Harbaugh and Ryan Day (OSU's coach) got into a argument at the Big 10 coaches meetings over minor practice violations and Day promised that in the next rivalry game he was going to "hang 100" on us.
OSU's point totals in the 4 games since: 27, 23, 24, 10
He's still sixteen away four years later. Lol.
So, I just wanna ask OSU fans...
What was it this time?
Was it snowing? Did CJ Stroud have the flu? Was it Stalions and Michigan's "vast network" of spies? Did we have your signs?
*gigantic Cheshire Cat grin*
PS: I told you in the preseason that Will Howard ain't shit and I was absolutely fine with Ohio replacing their QB with him.
(This might go on for hours, I'm sorry; can't explain to you the magnitude of this win. OSU was 10-1, ranked #2 in the country, and 23.5 point favorites according to Vegas. Michigan was 6-5, going through its worst season in 4 years and even diehards were like "they're going to beat our ass." This is the upset of the 21st Century. Nothing like this since 69. No, really.)