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AnarchoNinaWrites

Boyfriend got me a "massage gun" and I am pretty sure I'm the only person on earth intending to use this product in a totally non-sexual manner.

(Also, fuck is it good. Like it's just a cheap plastic thing but my back is a hot mess most days and wow did using this for like 4 minutes make a big difference. I'm eloping with the massage gun...)

Dec 26, 2024, 20:25 · Unlisted · 1 · 21
Diligence Jones
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@AnarchoNinaWrites

During the height of my sciatica pain I used it on my butt cheek and it was amazing.

AnarchoNinaWrites
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@DeliaChristina I am genuinely surprised that this works; I remember "massagers" from the 80's and they were more or less useless. But this thing slaps.

Willow 🏳️‍⚧️🏴
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@AnarchoNinaWrites i have one of those too. great for releasing muscle tension and a lot more affordable than getting a massage. i just wish the using time between recharge would be longer, takes a while to get basically solid rock to soften.

Scooter :polyamoryFlag:
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@AnarchoNinaWrites You know you've reached That Age when "vibrators" do not necessarily mean sex.
AnarchoNinaWrites
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@scooter Right?

I wonder...
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@AnarchoNinaWrites

Best off-label use is to tap your sieve when you need to sift large amounts of flour, cocoa powder, etc.

AnarchoNinaWrites
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@Orca Kinda, but it's shaped like a gun; but same idea - it has a round plastic nob at the end and comes with multiple heads. I assume he bought me the gun shaped one because he knows I'd have been scandalized if it was shaped like a vibrator lol...

Alexandre Oliva
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heh, I misread it as "message gun" at first, and got myself wondering what that could possibly be :-)

enjoy and get well!
Yuchen Pei
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@lxo
Similar to this, but through an email message

(clip from Kung Fury)
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