@Authoritimmy it sounds like something that a Canadian Macho Man Randy Savage would threaten to put you in.

@Ky @Authoritimmy YER GONNA WIND UP THE BOTTOM BUN OF A PAIN HAMBURGER OOOOOH YEAAAAAH

@mhoye @Authoritimmy PLEASE IT WONT STAHP

RAAAAGH YOU THINK A PAIN BURGER GOT ANYTHING ON THE ULTIMATE SPATULA *skronk* YOU GOTTANOTHER THING COMMIN' RANDY SANDWIIIIIIIIIIICH *snort*

I'm..so.... listen, I'm very sorry that I'm even hitting the toot button right now but.. you see I have too..

@mhoye @Authoritimmy its either the best promo or the worst promo of all time, theres actually no middle ground with this one

@Ky @Authoritimmy Theory: the Pain Hamburger is Mayor McCheese's signature finishing move.

@mhoye @Authoritimmy The part that I hate the most right now, is that this theory makes me want to fire up WWE 2k19 and make a FFWE "Fast Food Wrestling Enterprise" promotion.......

*sigh*

@Authoritimmy My brother always loved seeing the
“BREAD
Do Not Eat”
And you’d have to pry his fingers away for him to concede there was a third line reading
“Desiccant Package”

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