Pinned toot

i shouldn't need to say it here but i will anyways just in case: trans rights, terfs go chug bleach and jump into five lane traffic

Pinned toot

lookit this art of my warforged monk and my gf's kenku ranger that @saturnoc did

they're boyfriends

the thing about twitter that's extra deranged is that even left twitter is firmly in the journalism fandom and its all about dunking on journos and praising journos and jesus its so depressing

just need to put a bit of a lid on this until people can be fucking normal

Show thread

can we please do state repression of christianity soon so i can stop being exposed to deranged shit constantly

i want to bring back throwing ppl to the lions but for evangelicals

this is why i can't take seriously the more conspiracy minded communists like The Wub who make a big deal of supposed occult symbollism of the ruling class. literal dead end. dude they're open evangelicals.

Show thread

the persecution complex american christians have is the absolute funniest shit, bro you control the entire fucking society lmao

anti vax, abortion bans, deranged school curriculum controversies, islamophobia, homophobia, it's all evangelicals lol

Show thread

basically every terrible idea in american society for the last 50 years comes straight from evangelical christianity

:( 

I don't even want her to help. I don't even want *anyone* in the house to help at this point, I just wish they'd either shut up and fuck off or at the very least stop leaving soda cans and chip bags and whatever else lying around.

I'm about to start garbaging shit I don't recognize just because it's left out. Tired of it. Oh your vape disappeared? Boo fuck. You have pockets. Use them next time.

Show thread

:( 

the mother in law can't even be bothered to be happy about it. if she spots us cleaning it's just another occasion for her to turn it into a fresh round of spiraling self-loathing and to be completely honest I'm extremely over it.

nobody is making her put on a fuckin theater production every time we decide to Not Live In Filth Today, and I wish she'd fuckin stop.

Show thread

:( 

cleaning around here feels pointless more often than not. it's never light cleaning, it's always hands-and-knees bleach scrub-grade shit cuz only my wife and I ever bother in a household of like six fuckin people.

"we found the most socially dysfunctional, overtly abusive thirty-something guy in this town and asked him why he can't get laid. here's what he said!"

Show thread

tbh every "straight single men are having a harder time finding relationships" headline makes me think about how privilege is handled.

cuz on one hand I'll bet that's absolutely not true, and on the other so what, the system is still overwhelmingly rigged in their favor. there aren't legislators immediately looking to strip them of social and legal standing.

it doesn't help that "we already have a recipe for that" usually translates to "have fun trying to read your great-great grandmother's cramped cursive"

Show thread

does anyone else find it uniquely deflating when you go looking for a recipe, bring it up, and immediately get someone going "oh we already have a recipe for that"

like yeah fine but this is the one *I* found and was all mentally prepared to use.

FBI tweeting "we seized these dangerous weapons from the Mar-A-Lago estate" and it's like six hundred pounds of the cheapest, grayest frozen steak you've ever seen laid out on a table

thank you shinzo abe for taking a bullet to pave the way for bridget to come out

She was fearless, and better femboy representation than him. She was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to use correct she/her pronouns for his queen

Show thread
Show older
jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.