Cowbee Boybop @Beauford_Hammersham@jorts.horse

i shouldn't need to say it here but i will anyways just in case: trans rights, terfs go chug bleach and jump into five lane traffic

lookit this art of my warforged monk and my gf's kenku ranger that @saturnoc did

they're boyfriends

I don't even want her to help. I don't even want *anyone* in the house to help at this point, I just wish they'd either shut up and fuck off or at the very least stop leaving soda cans and chip bags and whatever else lying around.

I'm about to start garbaging shit I don't recognize just because it's left out. Tired of it. Oh your vape disappeared? Boo fuck. You have pockets. Use them next time.

the mother in law can't even be bothered to be happy about it. if she spots us cleaning it's just another occasion for her to turn it into a fresh round of spiraling self-loathing and to be completely honest I'm extremely over it.

nobody is making her put on a fuckin theater production every time we decide to Not Live In Filth Today, and I wish she'd fuckin stop.

cleaning around here feels pointless more often than not. it's never light cleaning, it's always hands-and-knees bleach scrub-grade shit cuz only my wife and I ever bother in a household of like six fuckin people.

"we found the most socially dysfunctional, overtly abusive thirty-something guy in this town and asked him why he can't get laid. here's what he said!"

tbh every "straight single men are having a harder time finding relationships" headline makes me think about how privilege is handled.

cuz on one hand I'll bet that's absolutely not true, and on the other so what, the system is still overwhelmingly rigged in their favor. there aren't legislators immediately looking to strip them of social and legal standing.

it doesn't help that "we already have a recipe for that" usually translates to "have fun trying to read your great-great grandmother's cramped cursive"

does anyone else find it uniquely deflating when you go looking for a recipe, bring it up, and immediately get someone going "oh we already have a recipe for that"

like yeah fine but this is the one *I* found and was all mentally prepared to use.

FBI tweeting "we seized these dangerous weapons from the Mar-A-Lago estate" and it's like six hundred pounds of the cheapest, grayest frozen steak you've ever seen laid out on a table