Cowbee Boybop @Beauford_Hammersham@jorts.horse
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lookit this art of my warforged monk and my gf's kenku ranger that @saturnoc did
they're boyfriends
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the air quality is so bad right now
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eugen is going to remove the posting feature so we stop making fun of him
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@Manurweibling compelling a dragon to land and ask me to fucking run that one by them again
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Skyrim is a game where it's plot-critical to shout slurs at a dragon
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using an Elder Scroll to see back in time to where people thought it was okay to say anti-dragon slurs so you can learn what the slurs were
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me, a large, majestic, clean dragon: *exists*
you mfers: 'sup, stinky little Kobold??
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explicit language
uwu
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“why does my throat hurt” I say, standing outside filling a car tire while it’s 85F out and I have food poisoning and my watch is beeping at me about near-hazardous air quality
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caveman: i will eat a mix of proteins, fats, and carbohydrates
god: i will eat glass and copmobile tires
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in caveman times, wearing cargo shorts helped men discourage tiger attacks when they went out hunting
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cum pressure in my dick is gonna get so low im gonna climax with my dick in a cup of water and suck the whole thing up into my prostate
honestly chocobos are easily one of the top 5 fantasy creatures
like i know it's just a fluffy velociraptor but you say that as if that isn't, in and of itself, an incredible design
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im green tea pilled lately
speaking of metroid, I gotta find a copy of Scurge to play on my 3DS at some point
metroid fusion good, actually
also fusion suit rad as hell
I should play something besides Skyrim, a game that actively rots my brain the way that weird PSAs about television said cartoons would, but for real
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"it's like all my namedays have come at once!"
