I remember when Final Fantasy VII was going to be for the N64 and I saw some images in Nintendo Power of what the character models were going to look like and folks I am glad they did not do that.

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:47

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:47

Oct 30, 2018, 01:47

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

harvesting an insane amount of power using runes

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:42

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:42

Oct 30, 2018, 01:42

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

No matter how you feel about the new Sabrina reboot it conflates Satanism with the worship of Lucifer and also Baphomet for some reason, and folks that is whack.

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:24

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 30, 2018, 01:24

Oct 30, 2018, 01:24

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

Humans love chocolate because the brown coloration evokes our deep love of shidding.

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 21, 2018, 02:07

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 21, 2018, 02:07

Oct 21, 2018, 02:07

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

The Man is a cop

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 20, 2018, 02:53

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 20, 2018, 02:53

Oct 20, 2018, 02:53

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

If you don't pick your nose and eat it you're a cop.

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 20:47

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 20:47

Oct 19, 2018, 20:47

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

boost to support carrying a cat around with you so you can use its tail as a moustache

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 15:56

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 19, 2018, 15:56

Oct 19, 2018, 15:56

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

big tiddy depression

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 16:06

**Blurry Cat Face** @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 16:06

Oct 18, 2018, 16:06

Blurry Cat Face @BlurryCatFace@jorts.horse

Reasons no one engages with my toots, in order of likelihood:

- not many people on the instance

- my toots are bad

- my toots are fine but they dislike me for other reasons

- my toots are very bad

**Blurry Cat Face** · Oct 18, 2018, 01:23

Blurry Cat Face boosted

**attractive nuisance** @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse · Oct 18, 2018, 01:23

Oct 18, 2018, 01:23

attractive nuisance @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

a gender reveal party where you cut into the cake and the knife hits some kind of... solid object? jesus how hard is this thing... how am I even supposed to cut this cake? carol where the fuck did you even get this thing from, this can't be edible.... wait.... do you *hear* something? what is that? what in the fuck alright let's see what's in this thing... within the ruined carcass of The Cake sits an impossibly perfect Obelisk, rigid, calm and still and yet seeming to...