I was just glumly thinking about how Halloween is usually my favorite, but I'm depressed so this year I really don't care, and then two neurons connected and I realized I can write "I really don't care" on an old ratty green jacket I already own and be Melania. Done. So easy.

My hair's too dark but, uh, I really don't care, lmao

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