sick of all these amateur vampire hunters going around with little piddly scraps of wood like "aHA tHis is yoUr oNe wEaknEss" mfers like yknow back in the days those things were made of iron and like six feet long and were just to pin the corpse into their own grave so they couldn't go walkabouts at night
@DeltaFlood hah you said 'wood'
@DeltaFlood everyone knows the wooden stake is just to hold it down so you can cut off the head and burn it all
@DeltaFlood if corpses simply didn't make it appear as if their hair and fingernails grew, because their skin receding, then we wouldn't have vamps to stake, stuff with silver, decapitate, and immolate
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