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@requrious@mastodon.social @realtoddhoward oh yea, I was born for the floor, baby

out: pyramid schemes
in: conespiracies

(at the Dentists office waiting room)
me: Bernie.. Bernie..
other patients: Bernie! Bernie!
receptionist, pounding clipboard: BERNIE! BERNIE!

Elizabeth Warren chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Delegates?”

Cool moss I saw on a hike

please view this grookey coin 💚

Movie idea: Jumanji, but without all those pesky animals!

this moody shit is pretty cool. oakland is not known to be foggy

the federated timeline

more like sonic the wet hog

I'm sorry bb but I had a weird morning and then I was setting up my bed and then the maintenance man came and it was too much so your makeup video got postponed till the weekend. Here's a consolation selfie 💛💛💛

Borders are a weapon and immigration control is violence

good morning

I hear this installment is going to tell us why the animals are so cross