Pinned toot
Pinned toot

Oh, you think my opinion is bad? Name its top five albums

finding out that Cardi B is a big fan of Fran Drescher, and so on brand

hello, I need help making a zalgo Fran Drescher laugh gif (i.e. where it slowly inverts colors like the end of thriller or where it depixellates like a buffering vid), can anybody help?

moveon dot org petition to have Trump put pronouns in bio

Oh no this dollar store pepperoni supplement is bad
Time to eat it all

get yourself a girl who emerged from a swamp at midnight on the anniversary of your slain fathers death #wifegoals

@hasya23

🎶 She left me bread and roses by the stairs 🎶

HALT! THE FERRET GUARDIAN WON’T LET YOU GET PAST THIS POST WITHOUT BOOSTING!!

@pizza
"Can you fax that to me?"
"No, sorry, I can't fax where I'm from."
"Oh? Where are you?"
"The year 2019."

its a drawing!! Show more

They’re remaking Jaws with Tom Hanks playing every character including the shark

mh, bad Show more

personal Show more

who would win in a fight between naruto and abraham lincoln...

personal Show more

raging Show more

Show more
jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.