“mastodon should potentially look at twitter and learn from their mistakes” says cyber security expert, “it might be beneficial for their annual profits if the ceo of mastodon doesn’t do the same things as jack dorsey”

@nuel Hello. I am the CEO of Mastodon. I have instructed our Chief Technical Officer to conduct research into various failings of Twitter.com's business model, as well as our our Chief Financial Officer to conduct extensive market research into features missing from Twitter.com that Mastodon.com could implement better in order to create a strong competitive advantage for the business.

- CEO, Mastodon Dot Com Ltd

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