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I’m selling lewd-lite pics now so hit me up if you’re interested. 5 pics for $20 or 4 and a gif💖$bonjellybean

It’s 4:30 and I should’ve been in bed by now but I watched a 1973 Italian horror movie in which a cat kills man who totally deserved it and I have no regrets😹

Follow @sophia if you dont. One of my oldest mufos and one of the best, most well-rounded posters on the fediverse.

I have headphones on in my home because my roommate came out of his room to nap on the couch and he’s a loud sleeper. He then proceeded to scream in his sleep, wake up a few minutes later, and make me take my headphones off to listen to his weird dream. I’m a mere mortal. I can only bear so much.

Selfies, no EC, snark Show more

The Sixth Sense is just the tip of the iceberg. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time in every movie he's in

By "pouring one out" i mean masturbating but sadly

politics/latest news/shock Show more

selfie/lewd Show more

There’s a character named Mueller in this movie and I apparently can’t hear anything similar to that name without reflexively wanting to mute it.

Lorelei is home and purring❤️ also investigating every aspect of the house to make sure no changes have been made without her approval😸

Update: the Turkish soccer guy is Russian and I think he might want to see my boobs. No confirmation, that’s just the vibe.

There are 2 types of scabs. The kind you pick at and the kind you picket.

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I get my baby kitty princess back from her inpatient hyperthyroidism treatment today!!

new kind of selfie gif I just figured out how to use Show more

what if god was one of us. just a cop like one of us. just a class traitor on the bus

Why does the mall not simply eat the blart, which is smaller

I’m so sleepy and I just keep thinking *I love you, awake girl*

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.