Dr. Thicc Wife

selfies/eye contact/ green 

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I don’t appreciate the Mystics’ extra hands but that’s on me.

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I’m still scared of skeksis

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I dropped a coke can and immediately kicked it into the wall and I don’t feel good about any of that.

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Jentlemen Prefer Blondes

late edition CW for EC. Sorry no descriptions It's just my face and Im running late!!

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peemo

i just typed "i" and then picked all of my phone's suggestions and its truly hilarious because i swear i have never texted ANYONE like this 

I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in the morning to see if you can get a good night's sleep and I love you too baby girl and I will be there 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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Georgia O’Keeffe inspired selfies 

I got to see Red Hills Beyond Abiquiu in person and I felt inspired

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If this steering wheel flies off, I’m toast

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Arianna the Shield Lesbian

selfie, ec 

This is what I look like when I wake up after falling asleep before taking off my clothes or makeup, apparently. That's how tired I was.

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I think seltzer tastes like sad water

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showgirls look/selfie/eye contact 

You don’t Nomi😹

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healyn

going to sleep now, but providing more roast material before I do/selfie

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good old will

I’m watching Ralph wrecks the internet. It was not my choice. But I can’t wait for him to do it

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I’m thinking of making myself surprise cute for my partner but am I too tired?

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NG :Casper_Enby:

@nuttgodd look how much he's grown (CW dog eye contact but he looks like a teddy bear)

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I watched an hour and a half of youtube videos about a pair of dogs. I’m invincible. Everything is nice now.

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shipwrecked/selfies/eye contact 

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my most Orlando look/selfie/eye contact 

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I’m watching a 1969 Japanese horror movie that’s a little on the porn side and it feels so on brand

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Dr. Thicc Wife

Do people have their Halloween costumes figured out already?

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