Dr. Thicc Wife @Kittenfish871@jorts.horse

I’m selling lewd-lite pics now so hit me up if you’re interested. 5 pics for $20 or 4 and a gif💖
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Fluffy things💜

Nothing stresses me out like traveling. I’m lucky to be able to do but it kicks my fucking ass.

If I stop doing precisely what he wants for a single moment, he does these pouty huffs and chuffs😹

I’m going to post videos of Elton and in them you can hear his licking sounds and how I whisper to him. Both are annoying😸

This is what he does after he greets anyone who comes home. He launches himself at me directly after, an licks my hand forever and ever.

He can’t possibly be real. He’s too cute.

One of my cats cleans themselves so much more loudly than the others. She loves an audience, too. All of this is my great sorrow.

Someone online called me extremely unattractive the other day during a political argument and I’m still mad about it. Not because it hurt my feelings or made me feel insecure, because it didn’t. Just that so many people think telling a woman she doesn’t make blood rush to their genitals is something women give a fuck about. Why the fuck would I want a stranger with bad politics to be attracted to me? Why do ppl think that’s cutting?

I put eye drops in my eyes because they felt allergic-y and they somehow mixed with the moisturizer around my eye and now they just sting. It’s a different sensation but I’m still not a fan.

I heard the line “Damn girl, you shit with that ass?” somewhere and I cannot stop thinking about it.

Has everyone already seen the paraglider getting attacked by a kangaroo? No one gets hurt, it’s just funny how quickly he goes from excited to see them to lamenting their involvement. https://youtu.be/C3QqDUnHWNQ

I’ve grown stronger in my absence. I am now powerful enough not to open anything that says “echidna penis”

I think tonight is the night I fall asleep before my dogs get thirsty and make me bring them water in bed. All three of them insist on a drink now. It’s honestly very cute but also leave me alone I’m in bed already😸

More pet filters, please😹

I’ve been MIA for a couple days because I had to log back into the app and I couldn’t face trying to remember my password