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@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts you’re cool and awesome and I love seeing you around here and I hope your Mastobreak goes well!

me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

Thanks to this experimental medication I use 100% of my brain at all times and that's why I can slow down time and think of things like "Gart Simpson" which is a phrase I believe will take hold of the world in just 2 weeks time

just heard a really upsetting rumor about he who smelt it

vanilla is a valid part of the kink community

the b in bdsm stands for ally

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.