Luxotek @Luxotek@jorts.horse
- Nihilist
- in my boots
- Suicidal
- in my toots
i'm in bands and other boring shit. father. husband. goth. cyberpunk. grumpy old man.
Joined Oct 2018
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i'm not farting, i'm federating my body's smells
it's more like farters day around here
how do nazi's that claim they are christians resolve the fact that their lord and savior is the king of the jews
aussie gold hunters is pretty close to a soap opera - i mean it's reality tv but there's no love triangles or evil twins or people suddenly in coma's and no open elevator shafts for people to suddenly fall down and die but come back three episodes later with amnesia
but it's still petty good compared to alot of other reality tv and even gold shows
first it was nestor spankho and then hobbes and idiot and like why are all my fav people just quitting
wait
we lost dmx and pig?
who else has quit and i didn't notice?!?!?!
moosewiggles
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Hey comrades, I'm a poor Latinx lesbian asking for $350 for rent. My several small jobs have dipped down for summer and I'm scrambling to look for more work
I'm the most scared in a year I won't have enough to cover me and my gf
It's also the anniversary of Pulse. Donate to brown queer fam. Please boost. Share with friends who may have the means to help us #mutualaid #donate
Paypal: paypal.me/hamsterpower91
Venmo: amelia_leviosa
Cash App: $hamsterpower
it was my b-day 6 months ago
can i get some boosts
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totally normal interactions with my 6 yr old:
me: you have a big old knot in the back of your hair
her: i know
me: can i comb it out?
her: no! mommy can do it
me: why?
her: cause you're bad at it
me: well i'll never get good at it if you never let me practice.. come on.. i want to get good ait it
her: no
m: remember the last time you let me do it? i was getting pretty good at it
her: too bad.. die bad at it
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gonzo: portrait of a serial killer
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adding myself to my muted list so i don't have to deal with my bullshit anymore either
kinda glad cishet dudes only wear pants
could you imagine all the skid marks that'd be left behind by dudes in short skirts since none of them ever seem to learn how to clean their asses right
*this toot brought to you by my wife's 'natural conversational progression' of finding a snail trail on the chairs at work
i know instance blocks/silences are one way and need to be mutual to really work thanks to how activitypub works
is the same for account based blocks/mutes?
is that enough to make someone unable to see your posts or do they still see your stuff on the fed if you're blocked or muted them on an account/user level
i've never been quite clear on how the user side of this works
dunno how I managed to crack a fingernail trimming my beard but here we are
most people don't know that the current pride parades started originally as 'worst ninjas in the world pride' parades but all the people who knew that information were all quickly killed on their ninja jobs... for obvious reasons
it was also these very ninja's who coined the phrase 'coming out of the closet' which of course was in reference of their loud and flamboyant method of leaving their favorite hiding place ruining any and all stealth required to complete their mission successfully
- Nihilist
- in my boots
- Suicidal
- in my toots
i'm in bands and other boring shit. father. husband. goth. cyberpunk. grumpy old man.
Joined Oct 2018
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