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I have to keep doing this donation thing to until they throw us out. I'm kinda glad it hasn't happened yet cause we're still not ready or able to pay for it
Guess they're saving us till last

Someone asked for me to add my kiddo's wish list again this year so I'm adding that too

Thanks to everyone that keeps sharing these annoying things

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amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1G78

gofundme.com/theysoldourcondoa

cash.app/$luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek

this toothache is so bad I want to blow my brains out

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I have to keep doing this donation thing to until they throw us out. I'm kinda glad it hasn't happened yet cause we're still not ready or able to pay for it
Guess they're saving us till last

Someone asked for me to add my kiddo's wish list again this year so I'm adding that too

Thanks to everyone that keeps sharing these annoying things

πŸ–€ πŸ™ πŸ–€ πŸ–€ 😫 πŸ–€ πŸ–€ πŸ™ πŸ–€

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1G78

gofundme.com/theysoldourcondoa

cash.app/$luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek

finally managed to get my .3mm tip off and put my 1mm tip on the printer

doing a little fine tuning to get the flow rate, temps, and layer shit dialed in

already so much more solid a print compared to the .3mm.. it's bonding together way way better but way too hot and making a bit of a mess out of the top layer

my feet hurt like hell from standing there just a few minutes to change the tips out.. at the point where I'm crying during chores cause shit hurts so bad.. weeeeee!

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kill it with fire!

(still hope someone deepfakes this into existence though)

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oh jesus fucking christ

i just remembered i turn 44 in less than ten days..
i'm 45 next year...
45!
how did this happen?!!
i'm not even having a good time

me: *wearing my family's guts as accessories* not even once not even once not even once not even once

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"if you're not a 15th century Scottish person, a loch is just a massive pond"

*show host trips over a rock in a half deflated loch ness costume*

*man drives his brand new bluetooth 4k camera sub to identify a car tire past 30 meters and loses the sub in the loch when the bluetooth drops*

*after 13 whole minutes of mystery investigation* "lizzy, the loch ness monsters sister in loch lucky, was waves... pretty sure the loch ness was too"

if there's one thing to take away from all the secret alien activity is that they are really good with contouring

'don't copy that floppy' ads

microprose and compuserve are still around

it's still gateway2000

dell is barely a footnote on market share

video looks like anyone under ~35 in the industry still are excited, happy, and have a soul but it's clear that's ending soon with everyone over that in the video already looking and sounding tired and soul crushed like everyone in IT is now

the high points so far:

every computer term is in the spoken form of italics for that extra street cred and smugness

"RISC will never be a threat"

80 bucks for a movie as a windows compatible exe on 2 cdroms - Its A Wonderful Life how you've never seen it before!!! jittery and blocky from mpeg compression artifacts

ONLY 300$ EACH to run word/excel on unix, sun sparcs, or sgi using the included hardware adapter to rehost the code - down from over 1000/each - neither sold by MS

stumbled across an old computer tv show from when the first pentium came out

my fav so far is the dude so proud of himself and amused that they had to put a fan "right on the cooling fins of the cpu! can you imagine?!?"
everyone sounds smug af that they're using the most current lingo - it's a BOX and that's what us people in the know are calling it now you dolt - its no wonder it didn't take long for people to start hating computer nerds and the IT dept

there's so much LOL to unpack here

could't you kill most of L.A if you tossed a plugged in toaster into the LA river?
this seems like a huge oversight on their part
just leaving everyone in danger of electrocution by something as simple as a tv and extension cord?

wonder why no ones tried to kill nyc yet by just tossing a neon sign into the sewer. all those metal pipes into everything? how has this not been a super villain plot in a movie yet?

man holding a hair dryer over an open manhole: a billion dollars or the city dies

gonna run my re-election campaign on the Or Else platform where my '4 yr old having a tantrum' threats keep escalating till I nuke Texas cause 'i warned you I would and you didn't believe me, did you'

I mean why not right? this is how grown ups with power or money function now? this is normal now?

gonna totally not be surprised at all when this toot turns out to be a prophecy

kill it with fire!

(still hope someone deepfakes this into existence though)

dear 4th, 5th, or 6th dimensional beings or any others up the chain that might possibly give a fuck about our lowly lesser little 3d existence,

could you do me a solid and unfuck shit a little on our plane.. it's a mess here
or at the very least kick the shit out of whoever knocked me into this timeline from my old one? this one sucks and there's movies missing here that i really liked

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