Luxotek @Luxotek@jorts.horse

Still trying to make up the ~1200 my landlords made me pay out of pocket for back utilities and shit while they keep trying to evict me during the moratorium
How do they still not understand that if they just stopped being dicks about a single piece of paper I could have been out months ago?

If you can spare a couple of bucks to help me make back my moving money, please help.. or please boost if you can't

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If you don't need all your Biden Bucks - we're over $4000 behind on rent, $800 behind on power, and still don't have enough to move when the eviction continues in 17 days or so.

So if you're feeling helpful, we need all the help we can get paying all this shit back and hiring folks to make up for my feet/heart not working right anymore

Please boost?

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pretty sure I didn't need that tooth that just broke off into my bite of sandwich

dentists are for chuds

letterkenny reboot:

no changes except they're all zombies

gonna start a YouTube channel called demonitize me and it's just a bunch of videos complaining about how the 'real content' before it got taken down for no good reason

I lost my ability to suspend my disbelief at this c rate horror flick when she was able to get her key in the lock in the first try and had the forethought to relock it behind her

just ruined and negated the scene before it where a zed bifurcated a chick in one shot with a shard of glass and then threw the dudes entire dick and balls at the wall

I have 355 followers and it's just 17 people and 3 years of their alts

our entire universe is the dying thought of a single falling rain drop
for a moment of time, in it's very last thoughts, the rain drop wishes for snow and for the briefest of flashes, each flake is born a single thought in which we live out as life
until that snow flake hits the ground
until that rain drop lands and our universe ends

...until the next rainy day makes a single drop of rain which dreams of snow

they don't want you to know that in every city there are seemingly random loose cardboard boxes that're really the entrances to massive cardboard labyrinths that run under the city which lead into several massive cardboard caverns where entire towns and villages of the worlds lost and throw aways and weirdos have found a place to make neon light low tek wonderlands and scrap yard utopias

lossless booger flac

when tumblr isn't providing enough of an urge to punch myself in the dick i remember theres mastodon

or something
i dunno
it's 3am and there's no theaters open to go scream macbeth in or.. fuck i got nothing
i wish i were dead and stuff

eating your boogers is praxis

you know those tracks you have under shit to keep the cables going the right places like on the bottom of the keyboards to get the usb cable to come out the right or left side or whatever?

how or what can you do to keep the fucking cables in those with out like hot gluing it or super gluing them - is there some trick or secret or something i can jam in there to keep the shit in place?

seeing al pacino looking like a homeless dude in jeans and hoodie is shocking and then realizing that his pants along still cost more than and entire year of my rent is just disturbing

its just maddening that these assholes spend 800 bucks or more on a tshirt that looks like my dads thread bare 27 year old hanes undershirt for that casual scumbag look they all do and i own one pair of pants that fit that i can wear outside and i had to save up just to afford the 5.99 so i could go outside again

normal pepto bubble gum flavor is preternatural but that cherry shit is a fucking affront to god

acid bubble bath

kebabylon

I was in my late 30s early 40s when I learned how to open a banana correctly and it's honestly been life changing
like to the point I think about it during non-banana hours

we''ve had more power outages in the last 2-3 weeks than the last 8 yrs
the wife is betting its cause of the new clean energy/renewable law they passed and the power co making it look like it's shitty on purpose to try to get it recalled so they're the only game in town again and don't have to pay people for putting power back into the grid
she's likely right
but now my new(er) tv is doing weird shit after yesterdays outages
feel like it's gonna be ~1-2k$ in loss when it's all done failing

finally put the server back in place
about 12 minutes in and it reboots on its own
yay
so the power strip blew its protection circuit and no one knew to reset it but me.. god knows how longs it's been blown and if its why the tv's half broken now and everything else out there acts weird
yay...
suppose i should find another surge protector to replace it with but it'll be a PITA and it'll just be on the 'constantly stressed i'm not doing it' list like packing and cleaning and bloodwork and livin

heh

duty