Pinned toot

Thought we had enough money to move saved up but the cheapest we can find a truck for is like 3500$
Way way more than I was expecting

Thank you so SO much to everyone that's helped keep us afloat all this time
But I have to ask for help again, hopefully for the last time

Any little bit helps

Please boost

cash.app/$luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek

Luxotek boosted

Thought we had enough money to move saved up but the cheapest we can find a truck for is like 3500$
Way way more than I was expecting

Thank you so SO much to everyone that's helped keep us afloat all this time
But I have to ask for help again, hopefully for the last time

Any little bit helps

Please boost

cash.app/$luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek

haha, Darwin award go glug glug

lol floor gang now

paying to opt in...
how long till paying to opt out of dystopia prime

is it me or is 'tiktoker' becoming the new Florida man

come to my Etsy store where I'm selling my new all natural organic homeopathic bitter almond milk

said to help cure cancer

cure what ails you with your morning cereal or coffee

*side effects - will cure you of life too cause it's fucking cyanide you dumbshit hippies

the shape of the universe is a toilet seat

dude fucked up the laundry so bad, navy seals showed up and killed a chunk of his family and friends then dumped them in the ocean

using my next stim-u-check to open a chain of all night meatloaf palaces

also found stores delivering food that take food stamps..

I can finally participate in shopping and get healthy shit I want

my kiddo finally asked to watch heathers and she's actually into it

proud goth dad

I still have no idea what a firecrotch is

weird.. google news removed las Vegas from local news sources just randomly
and even though paradise and spring valley are in there now and paradise shows the strip like it should it's just weird that they went back to those names but still no local news on the feeds..

Las Vegas has finally been wiped off the map.. wooo!

I wonder if the dudes from the monkeys finally feel like they've gotten a win just by outliving the Beatles

Las Vegas' plans for it's new bull fighting stadium were almost derailed as most matador heavy countries banned travel to the state due to its delta outbreaks when it was decided to use the new arena as a temporary thunderdome for homeless and those facing eviction to deathmatch for the chance to rent the cities last 23 remaining empty apartments.
The mayor was quoted as saying, "This really solves a number of problems! Two something someone enter.. ah screw it, LOLOLOL, STUPID POORS!"

Show older
jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.