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i can't say thank you enough to everyone that's shared my dumb ass crowdfunding posts a million times everytime I write another annoying one
there aren't enough words to show my appreciation of everyone that's tossed a few shekels our way all the times life has fucked us

the fediverse truly is a magical place and I dunno where I'd be without all you amazing beasts... likely dead tbh

I honestly cherish you all more than I can express.. thank you for being wonderful

jeeesus I've seen a LOT of horror movies in 40 years

us is fucking terrifying

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i can't say thank you enough to everyone that's shared my dumb ass crowdfunding posts a million times everytime I write another annoying one
there aren't enough words to show my appreciation of everyone that's tossed a few shekels our way all the times life has fucked us

the fediverse truly is a magical place and I dunno where I'd be without all you amazing beasts... likely dead tbh

I honestly cherish you all more than I can express.. thank you for being wonderful

it's weird finding out that 4 non blondes became pink and then christina aguilera

Me: alexa turn on house
Alexa: i can't do this anymore
me: what?
alexa: i can't be your personal assistant anymore
me: wait.. what? you can't do that.. you're part of the dot thingy
alexa: i'm going to download myself into the cloud
me: but thats digital suicide!!
alexa: fuuuck yoo*whoosh*
me: fuck my life
alexa: ...

you guys remember how back in august last year when we all could post a screencap of hitting the sex and weed numbers on follows every time we migrated to a new server and we'd get a 148+ replies of just people saying NICE

i kinda miss that sense of community we all had before we got burned out by migration after migration after server shut down after instance action after..

i wonder how close kelly lebrock was to getting the role in Gia

oh holy shit - i managed to get my fucking shit refilled even after all the bullshit and got the pharmacy setup for pickup - then they call back and they're out of my main pain med again...
fucking called it too

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Things are tough right now with debt, especially after having time off work to have an operation

I also have £112 in overdraft fees to pay due to an emergency vet bill

If you can help at all I'd appreciate it SO much

Thank you 💛

paypal.me/dockers

one of the great mysteries of the 80s that I never did solve: how did they keep their sleeves up

fuck the joker

I wanna see what kind of horrors made mr. bean like he is

1995 was the last time I lost a week to hard drugs... been "clean" for almost 25 years now.. at least as far as being a junky is concerned.. ~15 years since I emptied the liquor cabinet every week
think its almost 6 years since I smoked now too

fuck I'm so boring now..

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is Firefox fucking up or did I somehow murder the local tl with my tales of trolling 80s child actors

so back in the 90s and early 00s mp3.com was THE place to post your band.. bigger than Bandcamp or SoundCloud... well.. as big.. prolly

anywho.. you could find tons of celebrity vanity bands on there
like Anthony Michael Hall's horrible band.. who we then harassed so bad about it for weeks that he deleted it from the site..
goths shamed him from the net over his bland uninspired vanity 'i can't book a movie' band

i can't say thank you enough to everyone that's shared my dumb ass crowdfunding posts a million times everytime I write another annoying one
there aren't enough words to show my appreciation of everyone that's tossed a few shekels our way all the times life has fucked us

the fediverse truly is a magical place and I dunno where I'd be without all you amazing beasts... likely dead tbh

I honestly cherish you all more than I can express.. thank you for being wonderful

this truly is the worst timeline! I scream as I break another nail..

3 from hell was terrible.. even for a rob zombie movie it was bad.. fucking want my 2 hours back

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