Masto mods and admins, please open - new anti-spam tool Show more
Say hello to Ivory, a new anti-spam tool for Mastodon. I've been working on this under wraps for the masto.tech mod team this weekend. This can auto-handle reports for you. Please let me know if you're having troubles setting it up or running it. It's using Selenium (I know, I know) so things will probably break. Still, it's a workable stopgap measure while we await the Moderation API.
aussie gold hunters is pretty close to a soap opera - i mean it's reality tv but there's no love triangles or evil twins or people suddenly in coma's and no open elevator shafts for people to suddenly fall down and die but come back three episodes later with amnesia
but it's still petty good compared to alot of other reality tv and even gold shows
Hey comrades, I'm a poor Latinx lesbian asking for $350 for rent. My several small jobs have dipped down for summer and I'm scrambling to look for more work
I'm the most scared in a year I won't have enough to cover me and my gf
Cash App: $hamsterpower
totally normal interactions with my 6 yr old:
me: you have a big old knot in the back of your hair
her: i know
me: can i comb it out?
her: no! mommy can do it
her: cause you're bad at it
me: well i'll never get good at it if you never let me practice.. come on.. i want to get good ait it
m: remember the last time you let me do it? i was getting pretty good at it
her: too bad.. die bad at it
kinda glad cishet dudes only wear pants
could you imagine all the skid marks that'd be left behind by dudes in short skirts since none of them ever seem to learn how to clean their asses right
*this toot brought to you by my wife's 'natural conversational progression' of finding a snail trail on the chairs at work
i know instance blocks/silences are one way and need to be mutual to really work thanks to how activitypub works
is the same for account based blocks/mutes?
is that enough to make someone unable to see your posts or do they still see your stuff on the fed if you're blocked or muted them on an account/user level
i've never been quite clear on how the user side of this works
money begging, please boost 🔁 Show more
I have a past due bill that needs to be paid but I don't have a job or any income right now :( It's $110 dollars. If anyone can help out in anyway (even if you just boost this post) I'll be eternally grateful ❤
I need to get things together so i can stop asking for help from strangers but for now i really need it. I'm sorry for being an inconvenience to anyone because of this
Donation Request Show more
Okay so the WIC Office (Women, Infants, Children benefits program) is being shitty and my wife just lost her job due to discrimination so we need help getting baby food and diapers this month. Looking to raise about $60 USD.
Please send funds to PayPal.me/LondonShine or Cash.me/$GlamorShark 🙏🏻
Thank you all for your continued understanding and support 🦒💖
most people don't know that the current pride parades started originally as 'worst ninjas in the world pride' parades but all the people who knew that information were all quickly killed on their ninja jobs... for obvious reasons
it was also these very ninja's who coined the phrase 'coming out of the closet' which of course was in reference of their loud and flamboyant method of leaving their favorite hiding place ruining any and all stealth required to complete their mission successfully