Luxotek @Luxotek@jorts.horse

*teary eyed* P-please ma’am, can you please listen to my podcast

tonights meme: tell me your heights

Thrown out of another Applebees for setting up my science fair board titled "The Kinds of Tiddys I Like" complete with detailed measurements and one board dedicated to explaining the role of the Golden Ratio in art and nature.

I've posted my cashapp ($bridgebridge) and venmo (bridge-bridge) before but I'm going to leave this up and pin it this time because honestly? I'm homeless (not sleeping in my car currently thanks to the excessive generosity of friends for now). I'm poor. I don't have any other real options. My parents kicked me out months ago. I don't really have any sort of support irl rn besides @soft. If you think I don't need the money, then please consider some of the others on here who need it too.

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller

this is all just proof that digging in literally *never* the right move

I tell women two things when I meet them:
I’m an appreciator of their falling within my attraction parameters and I am a personality on many online platforms

@Luxotek what’s ur height ;)

first shift today. very anxious...

die mad about it

my toots today

someone drop kick me into a wood chipper already

punt me into a running jet engine