@Luxotek these aren't their names!!!! their names are jay and elle, ess, zed, tee, o, and ai!!!

@Luxotek do we need to play tetris again to teach what's it about?

@geotrill yeah it's a fake but it's still fun to think they have names and they're this redonkulous

@Luxotek I've watched the tetris championships and I've never seen those names. I've seen the names L, J, S, Z, O and I

@loke yeah it's a fake but it's still fun to think they have names and they're this redonkulous

@Luxotek That makes me want ro read the rest of the pages. 🙂

@loke i came across this on tumblr - and that was a repost of someone's twitter post who made the fake who immediately got called out by people who still had the original nintendo manual

i think the first time i played tetris was on an old 286 pc we had and i'm not even sure it had a manual with it - just a 5 1/4" disk in a clear plastic with a pic for 5.99 from the supermarket in the 80's i think

@Luxotek our lord and savior HERO, may he bring the awaited TETRIS, foretold by those since passed

@Luxotek this completely re-engineered my entire brain, thank you

@Luxotek it is a fake that i have chosen to accept as my truth, hence the re-engineering. all hail the Cleveland Z

@binchicken LOL

ALL HAIL SMASHBOY

yeah this is way funner than the truth for sure

@Luxotek Smashboy is my nickname in my SM community

@Luxotek Suddenly, I'm trying to remember the lyrics to "I need a hero."

@Luxotek I refuse to believe they seriously named it 'Smashboy'...

@Luxotek The three right hand shapes are names given to the three types of 🍆

@Luxotek surprising that this doesn't refer to them as tetronimos

@Luxotek

I feel like I should have been informed long ago that not one but TWO of the Tetris shapes are named Ricky

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