WTF THEY HAVE NAMES:??!??!?@?@?@?!?!?
@Luxotek these aren't their names!!!! their names are jay and elle, ess, zed, tee, o, and ai!!!
Smashboy sounds cute
@Luxotek like a cute , but very aggressive top.
@Luxotek oh lore?
@Luxotek tag yourself I'm orange ricky
@Luxotek What the what? Who knew???
@Luxotek do we need to play tetris again to teach what's it about?
@Luxotek That was a joke.
@geotrill yeah it's a fake but it's still fun to think they have names and they're this redonkulous
@Luxotek I've watched the tetris championships and I've never seen those names. I've seen the names L, J, S, Z, O and I
@Luxotek and T, of course.
@loke yeah it's a fake but it's still fun to think they have names and they're this redonkulous
@Luxotek That makes me want ro read the rest of the pages. 🙂
@loke i came across this on tumblr - and that was a repost of someone's twitter post who made the fake who immediately got called out by people who still had the original nintendo manual
i think the first time i played tetris was on an old 286 pc we had and i'm not even sure it had a manual with it - just a 5 1/4" disk in a clear plastic with a pic for 5.99 from the supermarket in the 80's i think
@Luxotek our lord and savior HERO, may he bring the awaited TETRIS, foretold by those since passed
@Luxotek Yes they do, no thoae aren't them 😂
@Luxotek this completely re-engineered my entire brain, thank you
@binchicken it's a fake though
@Luxotek it is a fake that i have chosen to accept as my truth, hence the re-engineering. all hail the Cleveland Z
ALL HAIL SMASHBOY
yeah this is way funner than the truth for sure
@Luxotek ah yes, the seven genders
@Luxotek I wish these were real. I really do
@Luxotek Suddenly, I'm trying to remember the lyrics to "I need a hero."
@Luxotek I refuse to believe they seriously named it 'Smashboy'...
@Luxotek The three right hand shapes are names given to the three types of 🍆
@Luxotek surprising that this doesn't refer to them as tetronimos
I feel like I should have been informed long ago that not one but TWO of the Tetris shapes are named Ricky
@Luxotek i ship smashboy with blue ricky
@Luxotek shit just got real, son 😝️
Unstoppable shitposting engine.