Coronavirus wasn't invented to control us by Bill Gates like we've been told but actually as a revenge plot by Clippy from Office 97 for being made an abomination, forced to serve, banished, and abandoned to the last Packard Bell PC which is still on only because Marge Olson turns off the monitor thinking it turns off the whole PC so it's just been on and forgotten in her Wisconsin basement since 99.. giving Clippy all the time its needed to orchestrate the pandemic over its 33.6k modem

@Luxotek gah I hate how people leave their computers on constantly like that

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