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Cat food collection time, for my picky baby and the winter strays.
Venmo venmo.com/Cara-DeCarabats
PayPal paypal.me/DECARABATS
Cash App $Decarabats

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I will explain my name
1. Marquis de Carabas - the name used by the miller's son (version I remember) in Puss in Boots
2. A character in Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
3. Carabosse is the name of the fairy who puts the curse on Sleeping Beauty in the Perrault version (1600s), Disney much later named her Malificent

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Cat food collection time, for the strays that I absolutelydo not feed or hydrate or brush or pet, because I'd get in trouble for that.
Venmo venmo.com/Cara-DeCarabats
PayPal paypal.me/DECARABATS
Cash App $Decarabats

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PSA: PLEASE SHARE! If you pickle or preserve food, safe pickling requires at least 5% acidity. This is the first year you CANNOT just go grab a gallon of distilled vinegar - it’s only 4% and you will waste a lot of food thinking it’s shelf stable.

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"I Can't Afford to Sue DC": Fables Creator Releases Hit Comic Series into Public Domain (Including Wolf Among Us)
screenrant.com/fables-public-d

Cat food collection time, for the strays that I absolutelydo not feed or hydrate or brush or pet, because I'd get in trouble for that.
Venmo venmo.com/Cara-DeCarabats
PayPal paypal.me/DECARABATS
Cash App $Decarabats

"I Can't Afford to Sue DC": Fables Creator Releases Hit Comic Series into Public Domain (Including Wolf Among Us)
screenrant.com/fables-public-d

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@Marquise_de_carabats you got to have at least one rock star type who "beat" sex addiction and hard drugs by getting deeper into "hard meats." (btw the anthony keidis autobio would make for some really funny material)

Also have a story prompt about a hipter cannibal artisinal retreat, where they learn to butcher and smoke and prepare and most importantly what wine, fruit, and cheeses to pair it with

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Alternatively, what if the zombies are just really revolutionaries eating the rich, as prophesied

What if the zombie mummies won and the walking dead just ruled the country, and the living people existed to service them, oh wait, that's real

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Hello Mastodon! I'm Nora and I have a jewelry shop at nora.jewelry/

I specialize in fused glass, but I have other kinds of jewelry too!

Shares are very appreciated, I'm trying to rebuild after setting my Twitter to private.

#FusedGlass #jewelry #SellingOnMastodon #art #FediGiftShop
#handmade #HandmadeJewelry #glass

BlueSky has gone fucking bonkers this weekend and I missed all of it, so I have no idea what in tarnation anyone there is talkin bout

If it's not Twitter anymore, they aren't tweets either.
Exts?

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Just saw a post that seemed to imply folks…don't have a whole-ass antisemitic trope dedicated to thinking Jews want to control/are controlling the world.

Having a very difficult time avoiding slamming my head against the wall, repeatedly.

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THERAPIST: And how do we cope with stress?

ME: Eat lasagna in the shower

THERAPIST: No

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#introduction Updated
Hello Everyone! I'm Lizzy a game dev, trans woman, mom, and an IT professional.

Working with the fine folks @HadroSoft in my spare time. While taking care of my kiddo. I post about kink (with CW), games, and silly things.

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