Bathing was invented by Dr. Bronner to spread his political and religious views

I frequently leave out the main thing when I talk about certain stuff about myself because it’d be hard to take me seriously if when asked about being vegetarian I told the truth, that I got real high and read the dr. Bronner’s bottle in the shower

Likewise I was “trying out” they/them pronouns for a while until I was riding my motorcycle and crying inside my helmet along to Transgender Dysphoria Blues, a thing I decided might not be the most cis dude thing to do

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