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Hi everyone could you please stop posting so much my printer can't keep up thanks

@breakfastgolem please consider the environment before you print this toot

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someone (i think it was morgan) said that kink was just controlled fear and reading that post made me understand more about myself than 3 years of therapy

A challenge: think of an album that you really like that you haven’t listened to in forever and make a point to listen to it today. Also post it in the replies here because I wanna know what you’re into

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I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve listened to Phrenology by the Roots

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fucked up assbot69 turned out to be lana del raytheon

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tom waits fans when a rhythmic series of rattles and moans start emanating from an old shed

I decided I could definitely find Morgan’s “hornt is just domesticated fear” post by picking one of xer 17 alts and scrolling back. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t work

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behind every strong enby there is another identical enby mimicking their movements. another one behind that one. you can only see one. they will attack soon

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bofa is not shutting down. bofa was just moving to a smaller configuration because we're charged by the minute and why pay for resources we're not using.

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im invader zim if invader sim was an anxious enby with add

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Nobody really wanted urinals to become a standard feature of men's toilets, they actually started out as a simple way to compare your dick with the rest of the lads so you don't have to ask them to tell you if yours looks weird or not

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the doctor, when i was being born: welcome to your life. theres no turning back

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The most fool-proof mastodon strategy is owning a cat and a camera

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.