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#fembyFriday Cute pics, probably not safe for public viewing unless your public area wants to see my bare skin, but they're not lewd, contains eye contact :boost_ok: 

Hi,,, I wish it was fucking warm enough to just do this all evening (but instead I kept the thigh highs on, put on cute leggings, and am otherwise in the same fit as yesterday)

PoV you as you enter my room (and for some reason I'm on my bed), say hi, and after you've asked me to be your pillow,,,

Ok has anyone done their Reddit recap and not been top 1% of karma earners? Like I barely use that shit, how could I possibly be top 1%

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i really wanna know what this guy actually did that was so blatantly bad even fucking stux felt like they had to ban them

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My understanding, for instance, is that the sometimes-anonymous overlords of an individual Mastodon server can actually read your private messages without your knowledge. Though I never sent any private messages while I was on Mastodon, and in fact don’t even know how to do so, when I heard that the level of content moderation on that site extended even to a secret police–like surveillance of users’ private communications, obviously as a lifelong civil libertarian I was deeply concerned.

lmfao

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ON THE RUN 🏃‍♂️

WITH A HANDGUN 🔫

BLAST BIOFORMS 💥

I AM WARNED ⚠️

THAT A PLANET-WIDE MANHUNT 🌐

WITH CANNONS 💀

WILL MAKE ME ABANDON 👐

MY FOOLISH PLAN OF UPRISIN' ✊

FUCK DYIN', I HIJACK A MECH 🦿

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yo you ever accidentally sit on youre balls but only a little bit and then a piece of the ball sack skin kinda stings for a while? #mastodev #linux #foss

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i am already like a worm because I'm filthy and highly responsive to vibration

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accidentally set my network to half-suplex mode, trying to wrestle with the settings to fix it now

It’s quite the outrage that camera tripods and microphone stands use different thread sizes

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selfie 

coming to terms with the fact that I might be a hottie 😔

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So I had to sit down and watch the Deer Hunter because I found out it was filmed in Mingo Junction and I wanna say that the mountains near Pittsburgh extremely look like that, no need to fact check I promise

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Damn, I didn’t know the Midwest is on 100% renewable energy these days, someone should tell the guys building a brand new coal fired power plant just north of Stubenville. No wonder we can evacuate the air from like 400 miles of tunnel and shoot electric capsules down it at 400mph

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*Extremely serious journalist voice* This is not a pipe dream

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My favorite thing about the hyperloop grift is reading things like “Mingo Junction hyperloop station”

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.