one-hit-wonder and former aide to George Bush (the beans guy not the president)
folks, cider is dangerous as heck...
Now I'm back here where, if I ignore the numbers, everything is great. Thanks for having me back, you sexy bunch of weirdos.
i took a few months off of social media, and tried going back to Twitter. One week has proven to me that it's a complete waste of time and certainly toxic to my brain
why yes I would like to be banned from twitter
A bird in the hand is worth two dead Bushes
My wife just shot down naming our first born son Jackson 2: Electric Boogaloo
Right wing dickheads caught punching left wing protestors at Charlottesville, etc. Right wing media wrong again.
fuck Jeff Bezos
Did you know the Fruit Stripe zebra's name is Yipes?
Agreeing to cookies is the new installing iTunes updates
Every month is no shave November if you're not a coward.
Today begins the month where a bunch of incels resist beating their meat in order to achieve enlightenment or super powers or something. Proof positive that the internet is capable of creating the dumbest possible movements in our society.
What goes around, dumbs around
How did Twitter get worse lmfao
they're on to us
Look at this little goober
people who write album reviews for a living should get the wall
Unstoppable shitposting engine.