Now I'm back here where, if I ignore the numbers, everything is great. Thanks for having me back, you sexy bunch of weirdos.

i took a few months off of social media, and tried going back to Twitter. One week has proven to me that it's a complete waste of time and certainly toxic to my brain

My wife just shot down naming our first born son Jackson 2: Electric Boogaloo

Did you know the Fruit Stripe zebra's name is Yipes?

Agreeing to cookies is the new installing iTunes updates

Today begins the month where a bunch of incels resist beating their meat in order to achieve enlightenment or super powers or something. Proof positive that the internet is capable of creating the dumbest possible movements in our society.

people who write album reviews for a living should get the wall

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