puppets are cyborgs, because they are partially mechanical but the hand is organic. muppets are telepresence androids, because they are entirely artificial and operated remotely

@Zero_Democracy *spits coffee* *continues spitting coffee off and on for two solid minutes like a protracted invader zim sight-gag*

@sneakerfox I meant to type "android" but I think the insinuation that furbies have naturally-occurring organic components adds some unintended zing.

@Zero_Democracy i mean in all likelihood it's possibly true anyway, i always got the feeling they'd actually bleed if i stabbed them

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