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Cheesecake Factory interiors look like FMV games about a fallen society of post-art deco bourgeoisie.

It's like if you took those obviously-fake capped teeth that televangelists have and extrapolated that out into an entire aesthetic sense.

Like if you took the people who designed Mike Tyson's old mansion and said "make it look Italian but you know, not... ethnic."

@Zero_Democracy to be fair that describes the entire televangelist aesthetic as well

@Zero_Democracy I desperately want a surreal cheesecake factory FMV game... like Harvester but less nasty

@Zero_Democracy I've only been to the Cheesecake Factory once in my life, but this is so spot on it hurts.

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