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Coles Street Pothole 💀
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@ancient_catbus Ever read any Icelandic sagas? (Shudder.)

Auscandoc
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@ancient_catbus @rjblaskiewicz I may have used that on one of our children…

Clifton Royston
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@ancient_catbus

This is a perfect example of what the great Rosalie Sorrels calls the "hostile baby rocking song" for when you've been up all night, the damn baby won't sleep, and in an hour the rest of the kids will be up and wanting breakfast.

LaDonna
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@ancient_catbus And you're expected to sleep after this? Why are lullabies so scary? Are they the "or else" part of "Go to sleep!" Or else I'll sing you a lullaby to cause you trauma into your adult life?

Marco V Morelli
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@ancient_catbus I hope it sounds much more tender and soothing in Icelandic 😳

Pile Of Garbage
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@ancient_catbus
hell yeah cop murder rules

Luke
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