Me: "I saw the sun rise and fall over Bofa. I've heard entire hordes of posters, all yelling 'Joot (jean toot)'. I've witnessed more server migrations than you could ever imagine kid. Picture it: millions upon millions of 'follow my new account's messages."
New Poster: "So why do you do it?"
New Poster: "Why are you still here? It's not for the clout, so why?"
Me: *Lighting a cigarette, then cocking my rifle that says "This toot kills fascists"* "Cause someone's gotta do it."
Unstoppable shitposting engine.