if I let the soft animal of my body love what it loves it’d all be over for you bitnches

I will adopt the first computer operating system that prevents anything from stealing focus ever

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turning a page over on the calendar and booing the new month

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There's a convent next door to my kid's school. The 5yo asked what the nuns do and I said nothing, that's why they're called nuns

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Being a dad is basically shitposting irl directly into a child's brain

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is anyone successfully using anything to crosspost one way from masto to twitter? I still have pals on there and I want to maintain some sort of presence

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conservatives aren't worse these days -- they're emboldened. they'll do and say exactly the things they think they can get away with at any given time. they can't be persuaded to be good people, they can only be made to behave

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alderson's actual tape machine used to record coltrane/dolphy was located in an adjacent basement apartment occupied by chip "the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good" monck, the same apartment where bob dylan wrote "a hard rain's a-gonna fall" the following year.

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recalling my ex’s parents being ‘unusually old’. then remembered her dad turning 50; we’d have been about 20. I’m 50. my eldest is 12.

the generative fill thing actually looks really useful — I’d have used it a lot back in my graphic design days to get images to fit different aspect ratios etc. problem is the whole AI thing has basically been pushed as a way to squeeze labour and it’s impossible not to see everything to do with it in that context now

might get a just stop oil t-shirt to wear on the school run and see which parents have aneurysms

it's so charming and lovely that cats and dogs like to look out of the window

regression models can generate interesting art, and in the hands of actual artists they're potentially quite a powerful tool, but at the moment we have people with dots in their usernames proudly showing us things somewhat below the level of the sort of graffiti mural art that unimaginative councils commission for gable ends

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I’ve kinda come to see that as the principal characteristic of the right — complete rigidity around acceptable narratives, and complete fluidity around how events are treated as enforcing or challenging those narratives

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it’s not ‘gaslighting’ they do as such — they’re just completely prepared to discard and deny their current and historical positions when it suits the new narrative, and to maintain absolute doublethink

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