bitchphomet 2.0 @bearphomet@jorts.horse

I repotted my mom's pothos in a hanging planter and now she's hella pretty

@JohnBrownJr hey bud, are you in Tulsa? Follow up question, do you drive a white hatchback?

If not you have a clone

Is this what the 70s were like?

The Wicker Man sure has a lot of tiddies in it

CATRADORA IS A GOOOOOO

Catra redemption arc babeyyyyy

Hey we moved again lol

I'm dying squirtle

@em happy birthday bb

I miss places

Also I had the most 2020 interaction with another fishing lady at the lake

We posted up about 50-60feet from each other and yelled fishing advice to one another

It was awesome

It turns out it is not in fact valid to fish

I didn't catch a singular fish
Also I am very sunburnt

Fellas is it valid to fish?

I will never not love Tenacious D

Horny for sleep

Words cannot express how much I do not care about the new baby's name

Also, I am upset at how much I see about it Online like jfc

Oooohohohoooo yessssss