horny Jeff the fuck rat @bearphomet@jorts.horse

Thank you, @geet , very kind

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A gay communist

Oh also! I feel very cute today!!! (Ec)

I've also called there to speak with one of the designers and I said as such and he says, "oh you speak french?" WHAT. SIR. WHAT.

I just called the DC showroom and the guy who runs it is absolutely nuts. Answers the phone not with "hello" or "(company name), this is Jim"

He answers with "Thanksgiving is on Thursday"

They're so ugly right now lmfao I love them

Oh boy two day work week

They do not like me but I love them

We love a glow up

so my DM said he would let me wild shape into a velociraptor if i could give him a convincing reason why i'd be familiar with them,

so i'm writing smudge's backstory and i made myself sad

I drew a pinup dwarf, he's grouchy and I love him

Got space makeups :)

Good morning happy Friday, I am yet again, still hot (selfie ec)

Seltzer tastes angry and bad

B/c covid is only transmittable on government property and from the hours of 11p-6a, right?

Gov man put in new "restrictions"
- bars n restaurants have to close indoor service at 11p
- government employees must wear masks at work

Oklahoma's lockdown started and ended when we had <100 new cases per day, now we're at >2000/day for the past week and the local gov is just like 🤷‍♀️

Chickems

if i'm gonna draw and write a comic about space lesbians i gotta do research,, on space,,,, im gonna play mass effect again

Good evening I'm still hot