horny Jeff the fuck rat @bearphomet@jorts.horse

Thank you, @geet , very kind

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Okay so like I need opinions. Four options, one of which I already own. The other three options are color based. What y'all think.

Gettin married in January 😳

I live in fuckin NW Philly and the vibes are immaculate all the way out here, people screaming cars honking coupla fireworks let's fuckin gooooo

Every single one of you bastards on here

FUCK shit the gif didn't work, have a nice lil video instead

POV: you have shiny wheels on your zoomy shoes

I truly do not wanna work today

I've been working on my left side balance a lot because my right side is MUCH stronger, and holy shit would ya look at that it worked?? Me, balancing on left leg and goofin around with my right leg ☺️☺️☺️

I'm gonna keep all the videos of me falling or almost falling on skates for posterity*

* Hilarity

Almost a splat!!!

I also have a gif of me tripping over literally nothing from this morning at the rink, it's hilarious

I put luminous wheels on the new skates and did a short video in the dark living room and ho my lord

Help how do I make friends as an adult in a new city????

I got a haircut and I'm hoping that it's giving 70s roller queen witch vibes

These are my upgrade skates and I am vibrating out of my bones with excitement they're perfect AAAAAA

Anyways I bought upgrade skates and they were supposed to be here today but FedEx delay and they'll be here tomorrow and I am more stoked for this than anything in my life

They make said crunch noise when I lean on my edges like for turning and that's not good. And the heel is in fact separating from the boot on one of them. RIP in piss.

And I was like ah yeah no worries I'm not gonna go too hard on them, just for funzies, and then yesterday I was just vibing and cruising and THEN A CONCERNING CRUNCH SOUND HAPPENED