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A gay communist

Me, listening to my own Spotify wrapped 2021 playlist: damn this bitch has baller music taste

49 minutes until I get to leave work and I am vibrating out of my skin suit

Said shitheap husband has been on a ventilator since Wednesday per my Gramma

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do any of you nerds wanna play gartic phone with me and my friend rob

my friend invited me to go minigolfing for her birthday and i am paralyzed by the concept of "making a decision"

my friend rob tricked me into watching dune, i have absolutely no prior knowledge, none of this makes any fucking sense

started watchin better call saul again and i like it so much better than breaking bad

Hey fellas wanna see a surefire sign that a company pays DOGSHIT salary

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.