horny Jeff the fuck rat @bearphomet@jorts.horse

Thank you, @geet , very kind

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A gay communist

Me, listening to my own Spotify wrapped 2021 playlist: damn this bitch has baller music taste

It's my favorite season babes

rabbit rabbit

Update - he died

49 minutes until I get to leave work and I am vibrating out of my skin suit

Said shitheap husband has been on a ventilator since Wednesday per my Gramma

Hello from the 3rd dose haver

Feelin cute today lads

21 minutes until I get my covid booster shot

do any of you nerds wanna play gartic phone with me and my friend rob

also i need to shower

my friend invited me to go minigolfing for her birthday and i am paralyzed by the concept of "making a decision"

Apparently said shitheap husband is in the ICU

that sure was a movie. I guess. i did not care for it

my friend rob tricked me into watching dune, i have absolutely no prior knowledge, none of this makes any fucking sense

started watchin better call saul again and i like it so much better than breaking bad

Hey fellas wanna see a surefire sign that a company pays DOGSHIT salary

Rabbit rabbit

I need more witchy friends god dammit

Hey dad types what the goddamn hell and fuck is this