me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

just got word that we're getting a feature story in the nyt styles section and a float in the pride parade

fuck it ill crosspost this one. just this once

@jasonscheirer @pig @burgin

Hello I have converted this into a backus naur form grammar.

<G> ::= Gay <J>
<G> ::= Geoff
<J> ::= Jean <G>
<J> ::= Jeoff

@jasonscheirer @pig @burgin

Through this grammar I have learned that both Geoff and Jeoff are far too powerful, you could end up with one single husband comprised solely of homosexual denim garments with infinite mass.

What hath schience wrought.

@burgin its the opposite of a crosspost when u do it mastodon->twitter

@burgin i have laughed about this more than 5 times in the past couple of days

@burgin honestly that's the power you need to continue tapping into.

@burgin heterosexuality is the nitrogen gas of relationships

@wintgenstein i've submitted it for publication in the next who's who of mastodon but the editors tell me they're waiting for my "check to clear"

My very athletic wife and I want to tell you all about our Bicycule

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