i was out to dinner with an australian friend one time, and we got to arguing whether it was monday or tuesday, and in the course of the argument she grazed my hand while making a gesture and we both blushed and anyway that's when i realized this wasn't just dinner with a friend anymore... we had crossed the international date line
@burgin oh my god you're so fired
@morae love you too bb
@burgin I'm making such a face at this
. . . so, you were on a boat? 🤔
@jackdaw_ruiz no we crossed the line that separates a dinner of international platonic friends from an international date lol
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