hey there gamers. ranger rick here. i know we all love our mountain dew, but i'm here to talk about some mountain don'ts. yeah, the real code red.
@burgin triz this is good
@burgin I love–hate this
@burgin this is a masterpiece
@burgin sure, we all love cracking into a cool dr. pepper, but as society disintegrates around us you'll wish you'd gotten to know dr. prepper instead. i'm a prepper-- wouldn't you like to be a prepper too™?
@phooky i'm dyingggg lmao
@burgin if you mountain dew too much, you'll "white out"
@burgin *sits in the front row*
@burgin holy shit i forgot about ranger rick
Unstoppable shitposting engine.