you can't actually call her a wife unless she comes from the wife region of france
@burgin sparkling spouse
@SanfordianPhil there's a joke in there somewhere about cold duck but i just can't put it together
@burgin thank you for the inspiration I never would have remembered that some people call it cold duck
@SanfordianPhil i know too much about cheap ways to get trashed i guess 🤷♀️
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