the new meme is Drake Bell's leaked porn pics and videos
@gayalienthis is making me realize/remember how skinny cis dicks are lmao
@root @gayalien cis culture is going to the gym and doing reps with your dick but never getting #swole
@jojo @root working on the vascularity of my skinny cis dick
@gayalien @root trying to inflate my girthless cis peen but instead just getting painful air bubbles throughout my internals
@gayalien @root love it when someone misinterprets the word “blowjob” and tries to inflate my tiny cis dick (I’m done now)
@jojo @gayalien @root lol my friend's cousin back in high school was kind of naive
and her bf asked her for a blowjob
he was uncircumcised
so she blew up his foreskin like a balloon
@burgin @jojo @gayalien @root I’m walking into the ocean bye everyone
@muppetbutler @burgin @jojo @gayalien @root can I join you
is there space in the ocean
@ben @burgin @jojo @gayalien @root yes there’s room for everyone in the ocean
@muppetbutler @ben @burgin @gayalien @root i'm in no danger of drowning in the ocean with my #ForeskinBalloon
@jojo @muppetbutler @ben @burgin @root i had to make sure there were no other posts in that tag.
@gayalien @jojo @muppetbutler @ben @root why do i feel like there will be now
@burgin @jojo @muppetbutler @ben @root because you've known me for longer than a month
@gayalien @jojo @muppetbutler @ben @root i was born at night, but not last night #foreskinballoon
@burgin @gayalien @jojo @muppetbutler @ben @root can't wait for me and nine of my friends to turn a few casual drinks into pixar's Up #foreskinballoon
@knownrobes @burgin @gayalien @muppetbutler @ben @root Chilling in the sewer with my scary pals but it's okay, we all float down here #ForeskinBalloon
@jojo @knownrobes @burgin @muppetbutler @ben @root preparing to withstand the pressure of the ocean by surrounding myself in a protective #ForeskinBalloon
@gayalien @jojo @knownrobes @burgin #foreskinballoon
@muppetbutler @gayalien @knownrobes @burgin I don't know what hurts more, the impact from the fall or the betrayal #Helium #ForeskinBalloon
@jojo @muppetbutler @gayalien @burgin I, phileas fogg accept the challenge to suck your whole balls to your ass in 80 days #ForeskinBalloon
@knownrobes @jojo @muppetbutler @gayalien @burgin don't sully 80 days with your balloon knobbery
@Jewbacchus @knownrobes @jojo @muppetbutler @burgin buzz off before you catch a #ForeskinBalloon to the scalp...
@Jewbacchus @knownrobes @jojo @muppetbutler @gayalien no it's knob balloonery
@burgin @knownrobes @jojo @muppetbutler @gayalien balloon knottery lottery.
@gayalien @knownrobes @burgin @muppetbutler @ben @root Stating that it looks like picnic weather as I'm surveying the landscape in my #ForeskinBalloon
@burgin @jojo @root the hard part isn't inflating it, it's keeping the air inside.
well, the hard part is technically the shaft. okay i'm done
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