@gayalien @root trying to inflate my girthless cis peen but instead just getting painful air bubbles throughout my internals
@gayalien @root love it when someone misinterprets the word “blowjob” and tries to inflate my tiny cis dick (I’m done now)
@jojo @email@example.com @root lol my friend's cousin back in high school was kind of naive
and her bf asked her for a blowjob
he was uncircumcised
so she blew up his foreskin like a balloon
Unstoppable shitposting engine.