who died and made you king fuck of wife mountain?

okay i googled it and apparently it's wire mountain, which is a boring name for an album, as opposed to wife mountain, which is dynamic, mysterious, and very "now"

@burgin At the size of the image on my phone, I read the artist as Wife Johnson, which is clearly the superior name

That would be my father, the previous king of wife mountain. That being said I am working to be a constitutional monarchy and have been widening the franchise. /S

@burgin wife johnson died and made me the king fuck of wife mountain

@burgin not sure how I missed this one the first time as I am laying in bed and silently laughing at this

@burgin ah yes the epic fantasy series Dwarves of Wife Mountain

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