@burgin At the size of the image on my phone, I read the artist as Wife Johnson, which is clearly the superior name
@erinbee wife johnson is a banger of a band name
@burgin
That would be my father, the previous king of wife mountain. That being said I am working to be a constitutional monarchy and have been widening the franchise. /S
@burgin new instance, @Louisa@wife.mountain
@ItsTheManOnTheMoon @burgin it's a roleplay instance for wifely behaviors
@burgin wife johnson died and made me the king fuck of wife mountain
@burgin you kiss your wife with that mountain?
@pig lmao
@Quixote171 @pig who made you king fuck of life mountain
@burgin @Quixote171 my father, king fuck iii
@burgin not sure how I missed this one the first time as I am laying in bed and silently laughing at this
@neoncoughh aww 💖
@burgin it says "wipe mountain", triz
@burgin ah yes the epic fantasy series Dwarves of Wife Mountain
@burgin don't marry an american mountain
who died and made you king fuck of wife mountain?