"oh shit my thermostat got a virus that helped ddos a gamer and now my doorbell is turning me in to the police" said dirk chuggly as he cracked open an energy drink aerated with real nitrous oxide
@burgin I'm honestly surprised no one makes a nitro energy drink. Maybe I'll buy a NOS, make it flat then try it
@jackdaw_ruiz it'd prob be legitimately flat by now even if you found one ┐(￣ー￣)┌
@Authoritimmy nos has one flavor, nitro mango, that does lmao
@burgin ah I've seen those, but always just assumed it was their branding and not actually nitro. Good, the chargers are like a buck apiece
@burgin this thread is so cursed. so. so. cursed.
i love it! 🤩
@burgin i have not had enough espresso today to even be okay with this
Unstoppable shitposting engine.