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i'm the "fills mug way too high and spills drink everywhere" type of guy

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ok, time for a bit of an introduction (half-assed because i'd never finish it otherwise):
i'm lonely as fuck and have some form of the socially awkward™.
i try to help others instead of myself because the effort feels less wasted.
i can be real cute when i don't feel threatened, but i usually do.

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dating (romantic) 

she fed me lsd and took me to a rave

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sex 

buying silly condoms because i'm silly

dating 

she's been gone for an hour and i miss her

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dating 

she seems to like me !!!
like for real!!!

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i lied, i don't have netflix. grab a hex key, we're building a 3D printer

investing in love and opening a long position on longing

dating 

and cute and hot and impressive and yeah i kinda think of her a whole lot

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dating 

doing project planning to prepare for the next date

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ok so like forgejo is like gitlab for autistic femboys

dating (slightly lewd) 

i stroked her hair and changed her mind

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having a date in half an hour

knees weak
arms are heavy
there's vomit on my sweater already
pocket spaghetti

I'm hosting a pair of #cute #feral $kittens for a couple of nights, as the #catrescue in $Shakespeare #Ontario looks for foster homes for them. So if you know or are someone in the Shakespeare area and are interested in being a forever family and home to one or both of these adorable bundles please DM me and I'll get the rescue shelters contact info to you.

not directed at you, but a reply to your message 

@emilia hey little buddy are you lost? this is a long way from hacker news does your furry sysadmin know youre here?
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