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My favourite fedi posters are the ones who talk about piss one minute, followed by some nuanced shit on the function of gravity in superstring theory, then move on to the tender romance involved in fisting pikachu without skipping a beat

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I have no idea what I'm doing here but I'm liking it anyway

fucking sexy yoda
Jorts really has it all

if its just the two of you, it will often go without comment or notice. but if there is anyone else there and they are also picking up the lie vibe you will instantly be rewarded with a huge smile and make a great new friend

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you have to say the 'i believe it' part in a tone that conveys that the evidence of the lie being true is the you believing it part, and that there is no additional evidence worth considering. *i* believe it, therefore it must be true.

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when someone is telling you a lie and they know they're lying and you know they know they're lying, i have concocted the perfect response for you: 'its true; i believe it'

hold up.. are you telling me these jorts are made of horse?

@doot Wait. Pikachu got fisted? Fully? When I tried we only managed to get to the knuckle.

@Tato @doot don't show your bun to the sun is you don't want a burn, son.

@doot this just reminded me of the time when academy award nominated actor josh brolin sunburned his asshole

sure sex is usually cool, but have you ever tried to fuck the sun

alanis morissette voice:

it's like jorts on your wedding horse

Gross post, this one doesn't come from the heart really it's just gross for it's own sake, one could call it derivative tbh 

@dragon RMS would probably be into it

Gross post, this one doesn't come from the heart really it's just gross for it's own sake, one could call it derivative tbh 

There needs to be a market for gamer girl toenail gunk i wanna collect it and shape it into a beautiful cake

@doot I was thinking, "Your Money Or Your Life!" Any billionaire who gives up enough of their fortune to fund low-income housing to become merely a millionaire survives to the second round.

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