My favourite fedi posters are the ones who talk about piss one minute, followed by some nuanced shit on the function of gravity in superstring theory, then move on to the tender romance involved in fisting pikachu without skipping a beat
@doot this is also why folk stick around
@doot That’s *exactly* the kind of discourse I’m here for, tbh
@doot it’s what keeps me around and will forever.
@doot I'm gonna need to follow this person
@anya it's pretty much the entirety of jorts, egirls and monads
@doot epic samesies
@nutsling it's a mood
@doot names and handles please! I need more of all that in my life
@doot honestly, Pikachu's gotta be in the top 10 most fistable Pokémon
@EvieAlways gotta love the fediverse
@doot Pikachu always struck me as the kind of filthy slut who would be into superstring theory
@doot In other words, a typical Thursday online.
@doot Why is piss discourse a thing? All the yeses to random and heartfelt posts though. Be your weird and glorious authentic selves on here.
@doot I feel like such a newbie but I adore the mixture of Twitter and Fetlife. I'm shy and don't deal well with newness but I feel welcome here, in my full glorious oddness. X
@islaboag Just be sure to use post privacy and instance blocks and things to your comfort level if applicable. A lot of this place is about curating stuff, and that includes for safety. It's really nice in some places but really very not in others
@doot lmao. I don't even know what an instance is yet. I've been avoiding researching, focusing on familiar faces and catching !y breath.
@islaboag Let me know if you ever need an explainer on stuff, I'm happy to help.
Been running a server for over 4 years now so I can probably give you a hand with most of it!
@doot I will take you up on that. Thank you. Xx
@islaboag Just gimme a shout when you've got the time/energy 👍
@doot Thank you. 💜
@doot I feel as if I'm missing out.
@doot Wait. Pikachu got fisted? Fully? When I tried we only managed to get to the knuckle.
@Themightytrexuk Practice makes perfect
@doot well. My motto is "punch it" lol
@Themightytrexuk I mean that'll work too
@Cyborgneticz Pikachu consented, it's fine
@doot to be fair there’s bound to be some piss involved in fisting pikachu
@doot Fun pee fact: when you eat too much beets your pee gets reddish and you freak out because you think you have cancer and you forgot that this happens every damn time you eat beets.
@doot@jorts.horse @doot@glitterkitten.co.uk On that last one, I can’t say enough about having a good ground wire attached at the ankle. Trust me on this.
Now that's what I call culture