Whoever cops the first ban from the poundland linkedin instance for siddoning an admin has to join jorts.
It's a law or physics or whatever the fuck it is science people claim is a real thing.
@AmyDentata I'm leaving it open, I wanna see how long before I get suspended for being the wrong kind of professional
@doot redundant, it's gonna be me spamming piggy poop balls dot jpeg on posts about CORPORATE SYNERGY BUSINESS STRATEGEMS TOP TEN TIPS and i'm already here
@killeveryhetero Synergise THIS backwards overflow, nerds
@doot “metrics show we have a lot of reach in france for some reason, many of our users are called edouard”
@doot dang i reflexively blocked the whole instance already, it was automatic like flinching at a baseball flying at your face