Every once in a while I remember John Lennon had the longest recorded butt crack, and I smile for the rest of the day

if youre signing up on here u really gotta throw your vibe into it. seduce the horse.

@killeveryhetero <looks to camera> Yes, dear viewer, that is correct. The doctor was the jorts horse.

@killeveryhetero a horts? In MY vagina?! It's more likely than you think

@doot what is a jorse? a miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk, have at you!

starting a coup to overthrow the jorts horse

somethingawful to weird twitter to leftist podcast pipeline

if i demo my banana cleaner and nobody is there to see it, are my bananas clean

there's only one speaker of the house and it's 

BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

@doot “metrics show we have a lot of reach in france for some reason, many of our users are called edouard”

@doot redundant, it's gonna be me spamming piggy poop balls dot jpeg on posts about CORPORATE SYNERGY BUSINESS STRATEGEMS TOP TEN TIPS and i'm already here

@AmyDentata I'm leaving it open, I wanna see how long before I get suspended for being the wrong kind of professional

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jorts.horse

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