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🎢 if i only could,
i'd make a deal with god,,
get him to cave my face in 🎢

you use linux because you hate microsoft and want to resist big tech companies. I use linux because I hate myself and want to suffer. we are not the same

So who's gonna be the first one to bofa the surveillance cop

@doot ah, yes, the two genders (they're both piss)

think i may have Posted A Little Too Hard today, sorry y'all

WELCOME, JORTSERS, ONCE AGAIN, TO THE GLORIOUS PHENOMENON OF TIME TRAVEL

AN INSTANCE SO ADVANCED,,, WE CAN TRAVEL

13 MINUTES

INTO THE PAST

AT WILL!!!

:yoshi_eat:​:yoshi_tongue_mid:​:yoshi_tongue_mid:​:yoshi_tongue_end:​:omega_laugh:

im looking at the ufoi page and its funny as fuck

i feel like i have never met a good-faith actor who has introduced themself as a good-faith actor

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