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I'm the fondude 🟥🟨

Be the jorts you want to horse in the world.

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jake

Open to see a foot freak

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shonen protag slim pickens

I :gkpink_j: :gkpink_o: :gkpink_r: :gkpink_t: myself today
to see if I still :hacker_h: :hacker_o: :hacker_r: :hacker_s: :hacker_e:

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Lettuce Golem 🥬⛄

They're taking your mom to Isengard

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Fissile

@doot :8b_j: :8b_o: :8b_r: :8b_t: :8b_s:

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:gkpink_j: :gkpink_o: :gkpink_r: :gkpink_t: :gkpink_s: :gk:

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rosemary

@doot jorts :jorthorse:

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little salami

@doot it back 🗣️📢

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ye olde bebe

@doot :jhorse_xmas: jorts!

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jorts :jhorse_xmas:
say it back

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The President of Mastodon VEVO
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attractive nuisance

🎶 if i only could,
i'd make a deal with god,,
get him to cave my face in 🎶

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Good morning, night crew :gk:

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🦝

you use linux because you hate microsoft and want to resist big tech companies. I use linux because I hate myself and want to suffer. we are not the same

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Potoooooooo

@doot new taste, same great piss!

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Antifa Franklin

raspberrypi.social has joined the UFoI

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raspberry piss

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So who's gonna be the first one to bofa the surveillance cop

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Tato

@doot ah, yes, the two genders (they're both piss)

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attractive nuisance

think i may have Posted A Little Too Hard today, sorry y'all

WELCOME, JORTSERS, ONCE AGAIN, TO THE GLORIOUS PHENOMENON OF TIME TRAVEL

AN INSTANCE SO ADVANCED,,, WE CAN TRAVEL

13 MINUTES

INTO THE PAST

AT WILL!!!

:yoshi_eat:​:yoshi_tongue_mid:​:yoshi_tongue_mid:​:yoshi_tongue_end:​:omega_laugh:

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