Seriously though I'm actually 35 and I literally cannot imagine finding the energy to be unchill. I get winded looking at a piece of cake, how the fuck are people even finding the time

I have shitty knees how the fuck am I expected to have a Blood Feud every ten minutes. Get outta here.

@dubsteppenwolf right? I make 2 snarky toots about it and I need a juice box and a nap

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