I'm not going to watch The Thing. You absolutely cannot make me.
@dubsteppenwolf *swallowing fistfuls of watch batteries* wow look at all these watch batteries. lol owned
@Zero_Democracy 2018 was the year I learned that just because there's a bowl of dogshit on the table doesnt mean I have to take a bite
@dubsteppenwolf Stopping giving a shit about Twitter and relegating it to casual use radically readjusted what I consider to be a dignified use of my time.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.