I'm not going to watch The Thing. You absolutely cannot make me.

The dumb thing that happened on tv tonight, not the actual movie The Thing, which whips ass

Y'all seen that blu ray restoration because it is BEAUTIFUL

@dubsteppenwolf *swallowing fistfuls of watch batteries* wow look at all these watch batteries. lol owned

@Zero_Democracy 2018 was the year I learned that just because there's a bowl of dogshit on the table doesnt mean I have to take a bite

@dubsteppenwolf Stopping giving a shit about Twitter and relegating it to casual use radically readjusted what I consider to be a dignified use of my time.

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