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Whoever came up with the idea that people tell the truth when they drink has obviously never met me when it's 5am and I'm passionately trying to convince some guy that Sting bought a castle in Ireland but it doesn't have indoor plumbing so he has to shit in the moat

@dubsteppenwolf trying to lie while drunk is a beautiful pastime best enjoyed with good natured friends who don't mean harm but might just be really good with voices and puts on a great impression of some b list actor's mannerisms (not accents imo) and just pretends that's who they are all evening to random folk

it's fun wholesome play if no-one's getting conned (an important if imo but that's me)

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