Hire me to write the final season of Walking Dead
Everybody fucking dies except Daryl & Carol, who move to a cabin in the Appalachians together and get a whole shitload of dogs. Fuck off, the end.
@dubsteppenwolf also Shane is mysteriously alive again and lives in their attic
@killeveryhetero leave your disgusting boyfriend out of this
@dubsteppenwolf DON'T KINKSHAME ME
Unstoppable shitposting engine.