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Broke: refusing to eat whole-wheat pasta because it tastes like dirt

Woke: refusing to eat whole-wheat pasta because them shits take like 8 extra minutes to cook

@dubsteppenwolf all pasta is the same, and i will only consume the pasta that has the quickest path between time to cook and time to eat.

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