British people get so mad when you pretend you don't know what an egg cup is

I have an egg cup and I keep my beauty blender in it because I'm not a fussy weirdo about how I eat an egg calm down Sir Reginald Buttonsworth

@dubsteppenwolf how can you not use all the proper breakfast furniture: the egg cup, the toaste chaise longue, the beans loveseat, the sausage cupboard

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