Seriously there's like ten of the fuckin things in current production

Why are there so many kinds of dremels. What purpose could this possibly serve except to confuse me.

I swear to God I'm about to take a dremel to these DAMN nails

The original Smash Brothers were Cain and Abel

how i'm trying to look in the winter vs how I end up actually looking every gat damn year

@garfiald please don't start the asswiping discourse up again I'm still traumatized from last time

I feel like I've had this cold for about eight years at this point

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon thank you!! I'll be alright, just having an unreasonably slow recovery from a sinus infection that SOMEBODY gave me while we were on vacation

windows 10 voice

oopsy woopsy !! we made a fucky wucky x3~~~ your computer crashed lmao uwu :((((((

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon you have an uncanny ability to say something nice to me when I feel bad and it always cheers me up

HELL yeah, time to cash the FUCK out, I hope you losers are ready for a continuous stream of nothing but Arby's™ :promoted: Promoted content on this website from now on!!!!


*bon jovi voice*
this is a song if you shid and farded

Imagine going back in time to WWII brittain and walking up to an orphan and going "it's all gonna be ok, in the future you can watch strangers dressed up like Shrek and donkey fuck on your telephone"

@healyn look at this albert einstein lookin motherfucker, you look like a dog fucked a nerd. go eat a leaf.

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