@Luxotek hell I'll reduce your mom to a fine mist
@peptostate joe pepsi lmao gottem
@Zero_Democracy god, SAME
@Kidsgobroke how has nobody said Africa by Toto
@garfiald please don't start the asswiping discourse up again I'm still traumatized from last time
@Laser I mean technically but I wouldn't respect myself
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon thank you!! I'll be alright, just having an unreasonably slow recovery from a sinus infection that SOMEBODY gave me while we were on vacation
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon you have an uncanny ability to say something nice to me when I feel bad and it always cheers me up
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon Brianna Wu was right
@healyn look at this albert einstein lookin motherfucker, you look like a dog fucked a nerd. go eat a leaf.
I'm a real piece of shit but I can put a straw in a Capri Sun one-handed so it pretty much evens out. Nightcrew mod. Jorts Authority. She/they.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.