Whoever came up with the idea that people tell the truth when they drink has obviously never met me when it's 5am and I'm passionately trying to convince some guy that Sting bought a castle in Ireland but it doesn't have indoor plumbing so he has to shit in the moat
So I finally watched Transcendence, which was quite good btw but I guess it's funny because while I was mentally prepared to stare at notable trash goblin Johnny Depp's face for two hours, I ended up being mad for the whole movie anyway over a .5 second-long cameo by Elon Musk
I literally cannot tell Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth apart. What fucked up focus group decided we're supposed to be horny for these guys. Walking around lookin like they were made in the same laboratory where they invented beige paint.
THAT BEING SAID I absolutely support these things as a self care technique if you can afford it, nothing wrong with getting a relaxing facial just be aware that it doesn't do shit and you're just having some lady rub lotion on you to enya