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if I had a dead wife I guess I'd just go on youtube and leave comments about how much I missed her on jamiroquai videos

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one delusion i wont stand for that bigots get is that some people tolerate them. i want them spit on and pelted with rotting vegetables wherever they go

They shouldn’t have let me on here, frankly

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it's genuinely difficult to think of something funnier than "we hired a cop with a background in electronic surveillance" to post here. it's like if you asked me to come up with a magic phrase that would cause everyone to lineup and kick you in the nuts, i wouldn't suggest that because it's TOO on the nose.

It’s so important to be mean to bigots.

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one thing im always saying is FUCK TERFS YOU ARENT WELCOME HERE

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They should have called the guy from Lord of the Rings Grimace and the guy from McDonald’s Gollum

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as the supervisor was walking back in the office i called for him, i said "hey hold up i was gonna tell you something"

"my balls are soft as hell"

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i have heavy, dense piss. you can hear the porcelain straining to take the stream

Some people just love to see their names in the paper. Kyrsten Sinema is at the top of that list.

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The Libertarian Case for Why It's Bad That Other People Are Allowed to Do Things I Don't Want Them To

Evolution is so fake. You’re telling me we’ve had millennia of refinement, and we still have joints? That’s the best nature could come up with?

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They should have called the guy from Lord of the Rings Grimace and the guy from McDonald’s Gollum

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Gently and rhythmically squeezing the teats of my brain to extract the delicious post milk for my followers to sip

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.