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This is not a bit. Hop in the DM’s if we’re mufos. This shit is so embarrassing.

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You think those assholes shitting up the fediblock hashtag know that it was actually created by a longtime BIPOC user on this platform or they just don't care?

Anyway please send me invites to your instances that aren’t so blighted. But be warned that my presence carries a horrible curse, apparently

“Hey, however you feel about the usefulness of this thing, we’re trying to use it to make things better and safer around here. Please don’t be a dipshit about it” really should’ve been the fucking end of this.

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i just think at some point you have to be able to tell the difference between "haha im so funny and ironic" and "the kindest thing that can be said is that im being annoying"

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shitposting on fediblock is just like, such a dipshitted thing to do. dont you have hobbies like, watch the new gundam instead. no one's laughing with you

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first person to shut the hell up and not make a bad take gets an ipad

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i don't know how you manage to get all the way through writing a defense of child labor that's basically "kids would starve if they didn't have income from their jobs" without spending 10 seconds thinking about how that's pretty fucked up actually

jake boosted

in case you haven't heard it in the last 24hrs

your regular reminder that capitalism fucking sucks ass and imperialism is decimating our planet

Taking a principled stance on being annoying in a hashtag.

jake boosted

You don’t need to shitpost in the fediblock hashtag. Even if you think it’s an ineffective tool, it is functionally how the conversation gets started. You don’t need to agree with every fediblock recommendation, anyone can make one and some people will make bad ones. Admins all have different methods and tools for working out who is a shithead, but having this hashtag allows people to find out about bad instances before they direct their hate towards you.

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ooh! I secure-a da venture capital funding! I sanitize-a da userbase! mamma mia!

My son is respecting women at a 5th grade level, and he’s only 37

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.