jake @edstink@jorts.horse
I am not a crackpot. [he/him]
Joined Nov 2022
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I am literally just some guy
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I am the main character of Mastodon
This is not a bit. Hop in the DM’s if we’re mufos. This shit is so embarrassing.
jake
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You think those assholes shitting up the fediblock hashtag know that it was actually created by a longtime BIPOC user on this platform or they just don't care?
Anyway please send me invites to your instances that aren’t so blighted. But be warned that my presence carries a horrible curse, apparently
“Hey, however you feel about the usefulness of this thing, we’re trying to use it to make things better and safer around here. Please don’t be a dipshit about it” really should’ve been the fucking end of this.
jake
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i just think at some point you have to be able to tell the difference between "haha im so funny and ironic" and "the kindest thing that can be said is that im being annoying"
jake
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shitposting on fediblock is just like, such a dipshitted thing to do. dont you have hobbies like, watch the new gundam instead. no one's laughing with you
It’s Normal Thursday
jake
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first person to shut the hell up and not make a bad take gets an ipad
jake
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in case you haven't heard it in the last 24hrs
your regular reminder that capitalism fucking sucks ass and imperialism is decimating our planet
Taking a principled stance on being annoying in a hashtag.
Good morning I’m normal
jake
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You don’t need to shitpost in the fediblock hashtag. Even if you think it’s an ineffective tool, it is functionally how the conversation gets started. You don’t need to agree with every fediblock recommendation, anyone can make one and some people will make bad ones. Admins all have different methods and tools for working out who is a shithead, but having this hashtag allows people to find out about bad instances before they direct their hate towards you.
Butthole
jake
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ooh! I secure-a da venture capital funding! I sanitize-a da userbase! mamma mia!
Linked Djinn
Link in to my butt
My son is respecting women at a 5th grade level, and he’s only 37
Just do posts on the fucking website, man. It doesn’t have to be anything more than a place to say butthole to your friends and haters
